Artie
Artie's Quotations are some of the quotations made by Artie Abrams in season two, season three and the minisodes of SIMGM's Glee spoofs.
Season Two[]
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Shut up b*tch, I know you ain't got no stutter. |
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—Artie to Tina, Season 2 Spoof Episode 1 | ||
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When did we become friends? |
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—Artie to Mike and Puck, Season 2 Spoof Episode 3 | ||
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We have penises, duh. |
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—Artie to Quinn, Season 2 Spoof Episode 5 | ||
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Slap that ass and make her call you "Papa Wheels". |
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—Artie to Finn, Season 2 Spoof Episode 7 | ||
Season Three[]
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Is this the Twilight zone? |
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—Artie, The Brown Unicorn Project | ||
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Artie: So this is what it feels like to be a background character. |
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—Artie and Tina, Pot of Asian Gold | ||
Minisodes[]
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Believe me when I say, baby, I could flip your switch and turn you on. |
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—Artie while talking to a lamp, Santana's PSA | ||