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Don't Rain On My Coffee
Rachel
Sung by Lea Michsim
Glee equivalent Don't rain on My Parade
Duration 2:00 (or 2:46 for the full version)
Episode N/A

Don't Rain On My Coffee is a parody of Dont Rain On My Parade, which has been sung on the show Glee many times and is dubbed as Rachel's go to song. It is sung by Lea Michsim. There have been two versions of it made, first one was just part of it, then a second full version was done later. The first version was released December 7th, 2012 on the SimGM tumblr by the Boss. A Video was also released on the SimGM Youtube Channel (but later taken down due to copyright). Later a full version of the song was posted on Tumblr.

LyricsEdit

Don't tell me not to drink
I'll have another
If I say I'll have one more
Then I won't stutter
Don't bring around a cloud
To rain on my coffee

Don't tell me not to add cream
I've simply got to
If someone makes me spill it
Then I'll kill you
who told you you're allowed
To rain on my coffee

I'll give it a shout out
I've gotta say yum
And if I run out
I'll beat you with a bat, sir
And no, I won't fake it
Believe, sir
You're gonna take it

Everybody knows
It's sheer perfection
Delight to my nose
Good for complexion 
It'll always be the
Delicious apple of my eye

I need the hot ones
I need the cold ones
Only the best ones, right sir?
Ooh life is coffee, coffee and you see
I gotta have my crack, sir

Get ready for me love
write down my order
I can never have one
I'm a hoarder
Don't bring around a cloud
To rain on my coffee

I'm gonna drink and drink now
Get what I want - I know how
Hopped up on that brew like bang
People around will say, "Dang"
You'll hear me screaming hot damn
one shot of espresso and BAM
I know what you're thinking
I need help

... Oh wait, do I smell coffee? Is that coffee I smell?
(end of short version)

(Rest of the full version)
(Spoken)
Akakak the music's still going!
Okay well um... you can just bring the coffee in here, okay?
I-I'll... Bring it. Bring it in the booth,
No, I'll drink it while I'm singing,
Yeah, I will

(sung)
I'll beat you with a bat, sir
And no, I won't fake it
Believe, sir
You are gonna take it

Get ready for me love
write down my order
I can never have one
I'm a hoarder
Nobody, nobody is gonna
rain on my coffee!

TriviaEdit

  • This was written as a seperate single from the Glee Spoof Series.
  • Not seen in any Glee Spoof episode.
  • In the first version it seems like Lea Michsim was unable to finish the song because she smelled coffee and got distracted, while in the full version she continues till the end.
  • Shows how addicted Lea Michsim is to coffee.
  • It took The Boss over 52 takes to complete this song.

VideosEdit

Don't rain on my parade Glee Lyrics02:48

Don't rain on my parade Glee Lyrics


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