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Emma's Quotations are some of the quotations made by Emma Pillsbury in season two, season three and the
Emma
minisodes of SIMGM's Glee spoof.

Season 2Edit

Will: I can't understand whats going on with the group.
Emma: Will, why the f*ck are you in here?
Will: What?
Emma: All you ever do is bitch and moan when you come in here.Can't you ever stop by to say hello?
Will: Uhh.. I-
Emma:No you can't. Its always bitch, bitch bitch, and whine, whine whine.
Will: Emma-
Emma: We all know the real reason you're in here. You're trying to get into my pants and you're using your glee club as a cover up.

Will Schuester and Emma Pillsbury, Lazy Directions


Emma: Is it so wrong that I don't want my cherry to be popped by my sexy husband because i secretly want to be with another guy, and i sometimes day dream about this other guy while I'm making out will Carl? I mean its my virginity. There should be no claim on my f**king virginity! Sometimes I just want to lock myself in the bedroom and finish this with my own devices!

—Emma Pillsbury, Girl's Got Issues

Season 3Edit

Emma: Okay, so it has occurred to me that your obsession with Finn is still growing strong.
Rachel: Well, it's not-
Emma: Mmm mmm dear, I'm still talking.
Rachel: Yeah but-
Emma: Shut up b*tch. Now, I'm gonna say some words, and I want you to say the first thing that comes to mind.
Rachel: What is this test for?
Emma: To see how deep your obsession runs. Okay, first word: Love.
Rachel: Finn.
Emma: Purple.
Rachel: Finn.
Emma: Cloud.
Rachel: Finn.
[Pause]
Emma: Cinnamon toast.
Rachel: Finn.

Rachel Berry and Emma Pillsbury, The Brown Unicorn Project


Wow, sh*t just got real.That's my cue to bounce.

—Emma Pillsbury, Mash Time

Mercedes: Can't we just get together the normal way.

Emma: No I suggest we get in to what's hip with the crowd. Don't say no, listen to your peers when they pressure you. Life would be easier for you.

Mercedes: Where do I sign to get you fired?

The Spanish Heart

MinisodesEdit

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