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Funny Honey
FunnyHoney
By The musical Chicago
Sung by Rachel Berry and Shelby Corcoran
Glee equivalent Somewhere
Duration 3:21
Episode Mash Time (Cut)

Funny Honey is a song sung by Rachel Berry and Shelby Corcoran. It was to be featured in the third episode of season three, Mash Time, but was cut due to time. The song is originally from the musical Chicago. It would have been the spoof equivalent of Somewhere, which was sung in the Glee episode I Am Unicorn.

LyricsEdit

Rachel:
Sometime's I'm right
Sometime's I'm wrong
But he doesn't care
He'll String along
He loves me so
That funny honey of mine

Shelby:
Sometime's I'm down
Sometime's I'm up
But he follows 'round
Like some droopy-eyed pup
He love me so
That funny honey of mine

Rachel:
He ain't no sheik
That's no great physique and
Lord knows, he ain't got the smarts

Shelby:
But look at that soul
I tell you, the whole

Both:
Is a whole lot greater than
The sum of his parts

Rachel:
And if you knew him like me

Shelby:
I know you'd agree

Rachel:
What if the world
Slandered my name?
Why, he'd be right there
Taking the blame
He loves me so
And it all suits me fine
That funny, sunny, honey
Hubby of mine

Shelby:
He loves me so
That funny honey of mine
Lord knows he ain't got the smarts

Rachel:
Now, he shot off his trap
I can't stand that sap

Shelby:
Look at him go
Rattin' on me
With just one more brain
What a half-wit he'd be

Rachel:
If they string me up
Well, I'll know who
Brought the twine

Both:
That scummy, crummy
Dummy hubby of mine!

TriviaEdit

VideosEdit

CHICAGO - Funny Honey (Subtitles)03:25

CHICAGO - Funny Honey (Subtitles)

Chicago - Funny Honey

Funny Honey Glee Spoof Song03:21

Funny Honey Glee Spoof Song


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