Quinn: Hello ladies and welcome to another G.W.S.L.R.A.T.B. meeting. Now.. Brittany: Quinn? Quinn: Yes, Brittany. Brittany: What is G.W.S.L.R.A.T.B. stand for again? Quinn: Brittany, I've told you three times already what it stands for. It stands for girls whose storylines revolve around their boyfriends. Brittany: Oh yeah..
Rachel: Quinn, we're simply in love. I wouldn't go as far as saying we're obsessed. Quinn: Really? Need I remind you of what you were doing last night?
[Shot of Rachel spying on Finn in his garden] Finn: Rachel, is that you?
Tina: Yeah we need to change. And with hope, change is what we're going to do. Brittany: Oh my god. Are you President Obama? Tina: What? Brittany: Are you like in disguise? 'Cause if you are, that's a really good costume. Quinn: Brittany, that's not Obama, that's Tina. Brittany: That's what he wants us to think.
—Tina, Brittany, and Quinn
Rachel: We’re gonna show this high school that girls need not to be codependent on their boyfriends. We can have a storyline that doesn’t revolve around them. We are independent. Are you ladies with me? Brittany: Amen
—Rachel and Brittany
Finn looks so adorable. He’s gonna look so charming in the tuxedo I pick out for him on our wedding day. Which takes place in 5 years, 3 weeks and 21 days from now.
Finn: Rachel, what’s going on? Rachel: Be my baby daddy