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Kurt's Quotations are some of the quotations made by Kurt Hummel in season two, season three and the minisodes of SIMGM's Glee spoof.

Season TwoEdit

Kurt

Rachel: Kurt...how come this scene hasn't ended yet?
Kurt: Oh, I'm getting my 'extra-special-Kurt-screen-time'.

—Kurt to Rachel, Lazy Directions


Did someone say gay?

—Kurt, Lazy Directions


Well, i'll be on my way. Blaine and I are due for a walking down the hallway holding hands in slow motion scene.

—Kurt to Finn, Girl's Got Issues


Yes...cute...in a...'borderline-psychotic' kinda way.

—Kurt to Rachel, Blaine and Mercedes, Girl's Got Issues


Now that the adults are gone, let's talk man to 'well groomed man'.

—Kurt to Dave Karofsky, Neglect This Way


Where's ma crown?

—Kurt, Prom Rumours


Kurt: Mr Schue, Shouldn't we have worked on the songs back home so we would have more time to practice here?
Will: No time for logic Kurt.

—Kurt, New York Funeral


Season ThreeEdit

Bitch Please, I'm Kurt Hummel!

—Kurt to Rachel, The Brown Unicorn Project


Will: And it will be called... The Brown Piano Project!
Kurt: That was the best you could do?
Will: Shut Up.

Kurt, The Brown Unicorn Project


No one messes with Kurt Hummel.

Kurt, Mash Time


MinisodesEdit

YOU'RE AN OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE SINGER!

Kurt to Blaine, Kurt's Problem With Blaine


Kurt: I like the color red. Do you like the color red? Do you think the color red has a taste? And what would it taste like if it had a flavor that could be tasted?
Blaine: ... do you wanna sing about it?

—Kurt and Blaine, Santana's PSA


Kurt: Our two co-workers are here to suggest some great gifts for this year.
[Shot of Brittany and Santana making out]
Kurt: GIRLS!

—Kurt, the Christmas Special


Brittany: Kurt, does Blaine's singing get on your nerves?
Blaine: Kurt loves my singing....right puffy bear?
Kurt: Um...next question please?

—Kurt to Blaine, Fondue For Two Part 2


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