Blaine: You sounded really great with the Warblers. You make a great new leader for the guys. Sebastian: God you are so cute. I'm finding it difficult not to crawl across this table, slather you in honey, and lick you from toe to eyebrow.
Quinn: Wow. Santana "Badass" Lopez fainted? Wish I had been there. Santana: Why? So you can draw pornographic pictures of it on the bathroom stall like you did with Berry? Quinn: That was some of my best work!
Rachel: Finn, that dinner was amazing! Who knew a meat substitute could taste that good! Finn: Substitute? Rachel: Yes Finn, I'm a vegan I don't eat actual meat! Finn: I didn't use a substitute...
[Rachel goes in the bathroom to throw up] Finn: Rach, i'm sorry! I didn't know you were a vegan I forgot! Rachel: F*CK YOU FINN!
Santana: Hold it right there Tiny Finn Finn: How'd you get into my house? Quinn: You left the door unlocked, idiot Brittany: We're here to save Rachel's virginity Rachel: What? Santana: You heard her. Now leave Santana: Leave or I'll drags you out
[Rachel leaves the room and a car's engine is heard] Finn: You can't just do this Quinn: Oh, but we already did Santana: Cheer up Finny boy. It'll only take you like two seconds to take care of yourself Finn: Three