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No Scrubs
NoScrubs
By TLC
Sung by New Direction Girls (Exception of Rachel)
Glee equivalent N/A
Duration 3:18
Episode On My Big Brother

No Scrubs is a song by TLC featured in On My Big Brotherthe seventh episode of the third season of SIMGM's Glee spoofs. It is sung by the New Directions Girls (with the exception of Rachel Berry).


At a wedding dresses shop, the New Directions Girls confront Rachel about marrying Finn telling her that he is a "Scrub" and shouldn't marry him. Rachel doesn't know what a scrub is much to the dismay of the others. The New Directions Girls sing "No Scrub" to inform her.

LyricsEdit

Quinn (Brittany):
A scrub is a guy that thinks he's fly
And is also known as a buster (buster)
Always talkin' about what he wants
And just sits on his broke ass

Santana (New Directions Girls):
So (no)
I don't want your number (no)
I don't want to give you mine and (no)
I don't want to meet you nowhere (no)
I don't want none of your time (no)

New Directions Girls:
I don't want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
Hangin' out the passenger side
Of his best friend's ride
Tryin' to holla at me
I don't want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
Hangin' out the passenger side
Of his best friend's ride
Tryin' to holler at me

Tina:
There's a scrub checkin' me
But his game is kinda weak
And I know that he cannot approach me
Cuz I'm lookin' like class
And he's lookin' like trash
Can't get wit' a dead-beat ass
So no

Quinn (New Directions Girls):
(no)
I don't want your number (no)
I don't want to give you my mine and (no)
I don't want to meet you nowhere (no)
I don't want none of your time (no)

Chorus

Santana (New Directions Girls):
If you don't have a car and you're walking
(Oh yes son I'm talkin' to you)
If you live at home wit' your momma
(Oh yes son I'm talkin' to you)

Mercedes:
If you have a shorty but you don't show love
(Oh yes son I'm talkin' to you)

Santana:
Wanna get with me with no money
Oh no I don't want no

New Directions Girls (Sugar):
No scrub (no scrubs)
No scrub (no love)
x2
No scrub (uh uh no scrubs)
No scrub (uh uh no love)
x2

Sugar:
See, if you can't spacially expand my horizons,
Then that leaves you in a class with scrubs
Never rising

Brittany:
I don't find it surprising
If you don't have the g's to please me
And bounce from here to the coast of overseas

Sugar:
So, let me give you something to think about
Inundate your mind with intentions to turn you out

Brittany:
Can't forget the focus on the picture in front of me

Sugar:
You as clear as DVDs on digital TV screens

Brittany:
Satisfy my appetite with something spectacular
Check your vernacular
Then I'll get back to ya

Sugar:
With diamond like precision
Insatiable is what I envision
Can detect acquisition
From your friend's expedition
Mister Big Finny, if you really want to know
Ask Brittany, could I be a silly hoe?
Not really, glee gals and all my senoritas
Are steppin' on your Filas
But you don't hear me, though

New Directions Girls:
No, I don't want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
Hangin' out the passenger side
Of his best friend's ride
Tryin' to holla at me

New Directions Girls (Santana):
I don't want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me (from me)
Hangin' out the passenger side
Of his best friend's ride (oh)
Tryin' to holler at me (Tryin' to holler at me)

New Directions Girls:
No, I don't want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
Hangin' out the passenger side
Of his best friend's ride
Tryin' to holla at me

TriviaEdit

  • No Scrubs has been done on the real Glee during Season Four episode episode eleven, Sadie Hawkins [1]
  • The Boss knew Glee already did a version of "No Scrubs" and said this is different though and it fits in with the story line.
  • The Boss knew, before figuring out who would sing what, she wanted Sugar and Brittany to rap.
  • The Boss made the instrumental for this and Part of Me.
  • Santana was originally going to open the song.
  • This is the third time a song featured in the spoofs has been featured on Glee (after Perfect and Cell Block Tango).

VideosEdit

Glee Spoof Song - No Scrubs Full Performance01:59

Glee Spoof Song - No Scrubs Full Performance

No Scrubs Glee Spoof Song03:18

No Scrubs Glee Spoof Song

No Scrubs by TLC03:45

No Scrubs by TLC


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