On My Big Brother Quotations

These are some of the most notable quotations from the glee spoof episode On My Big Brother.

“	Sebastian: A five-month old baby has a deeper voice than you. Kurt: And you make a two dollar how look classy.	”
—Sebastian and Kurt

“	Rory: Is anyone else feeling second-hand embarrassment? Because I know I am. Sugar: No. I don't hear Finchel when Finchel speaks.	”
—Rory and Sugar

“	Finn: What if it was you getting photo-shopped in these pictures, Rachel? Brittany: She'd have a bigger penis.	”
—Finn and Brittany

“	FINN: Me! Me! Me! RACHEL: Me! Me! Me!	”
—Finn and Rachel

“	Blaine: I should sing us a theme song. Kurt: We're good, Blaine. Santana: You best not. Brittany: ...Do it.	”
—Blaine, Kurt, Santana, and Brittany

“	Tina: What were you guys doing in the same dressing room? Santana: trying on our dresses. Brittany: And having sex. Quinn: I can't believe this. Brittany: I know! You think there wasn't enough space in there for the both of us but I took my leg and-	”
—Tina, Santana, Brittany and Quinn

“	Rory: What in St. Patty's name are we gonna do if we haven't rehearsed? Will: We'll do what we always do...Win. Sugar: You suck at motivational speeches.	”
—Rory, Will, and Sugar

“	Rachel: Do you feel that Quinn? Do you feel the guilt i'm throwing in your direction? Quinn: Do you feel that I don't give a f**k i'm throwing in your direction?	”
—Rachel and Quinn

“	Why does this sh*t always happen to me?	”
—Quinn, After her accident

“	Quinn: I don't blame Blaine. If my big sister, Frannie, visited me out of the blue, I'd die. Franny: Is that so, Zoomba? Brittany: What time is your funeral?	”
—Quinn, Frannie and Brittany

“	Cooper: In other words I'm just like you..but with better eyebrows. Blaine: TAKE THAT BACK!	”
—Cooper and Blaine

“	Kurt: I will cherish this moment for the rest of my life. Brittany: Five bucks says they're gonna make out. Kurt: Brittany? When did you get here?	”
—Kurt and Brittany