Mr. Schue: Ok guys. We've called this meeting today because you're all getting tested. Puck: Way ahead of you Mr. Schue. Everything's checked out and all clean. Mr. Schue: Not "that" kind of test, Puck...
—Will Schuester and Puck
Kurt: So... they're gonna test to see if we're crazy? Quinn: You know I'm gonna flunk, right? Finn: I'm not good with test... Brittany: Do I need to get naked for this? 'Cause I totally will.
Rory: Sometimes I feel frustrated, like no one understands me. Psychiatrist: I'm sorry, I can't understand you dear. Rory: uhh.. I said i feel like no one understands me. psychiatrist: Well, I can get you some pills for that rash. Rory: What?
Rachel: Look I have to do whatever it takes to get to the top. If that means burning bridges, Physically harming, or not getting along with people, then so be it. Psychiatrist: Wait, did you say physically harm? Rachel: Maybe.
Psychiatrist: Do you hug your students a lot? Will: All the time. My favorite hugs are the group hugs. Psychiatrist: How friendly are you with your students? Will: Oh, very. Psychiatrist: I see. So you like to be touchy-feely with your students? Will: Yes. I'm a very hands on teacher... Wait that didn't come out right.