Emma: Damn. It looks like I actually have to do my job. What do you want Artie? Artie: Well lately, I've been feeling useless. What do you think I should do?
[long pause] Emma: I'm not qualified for this sh*t.
Mercedes: Hello and welcome to the first God Squad meeting. Praise. I'm glad to see Quinn back, she had lost her way but through prayer she is back again. Quinn: Sure lets go with that.
Blaine: I'm back crayola monkey! Kurt: Did you bring my gift? Blaine: It's the gift that keeps on giving, it's a Blaine solo! Kurt: What? Blaine: I'm gonna sing! Kurt: [In an evil voice] Oh Joy. Blaine: Kurt? Kurt: Happy Valentines Day.